Welcome. Now entering A Chrome Zone in Powder Park aka the Perky Goth Playground.
This is the Forbidden Zone, forbidden to all angsty mopey goths. Activating De-mope Ray now.
Beginning smile sequence. "Gother than thou" pretensions will be dropped.
We are pretty damn cutesy here..just enough to annoy you. Think you can take it?
Good. You are now clear for further exploration.
Please click the image above and keep all limbs inside the vehicle.

This many perky bats have flapped across my site since 04/6/97: